Winnetka Bowling League, The Knocks – I Like to Hide in the Bathroom at Parties

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties 
Drunk people make me nervous I’m sorry
I just wanna be out
But I don’t wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
 
Been the same since graduation
Being social makes me shy 
Makes my heart have palpitations 
But I still want the invite 
So that I 
Can decline
 
Sometimes I force myself
To leave my house and leave my shell
Then I’m standing in a stranger's living room, my living hell
I’m so tired 
It's not my vibe
My phone just died
 
And that's why, I, I, I 
 
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties 
Drunk people make me nervous I’m sorry
I just wanna be out
But I don’t wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
 
God I’m a such a people person
I've got two friends and a dog 
And my chronic introversion 
Is iconic ‘til it’s not 
That’s what she said 
Before she left 
 
Now she’s dancing in the kitchen 
With some other awful guy
I can’t help but over listen  
To his awesome pick-up lines 
My oh my 
It’s such a vibe 
Swallow my pride 
And that’s why 
 
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties 
Drunk people make me nervous I’m sorry
I just wanna be out
But I don’t wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
 
I like to stand by the door with my car keys (I can make a great escape)
Everyone’s having a good time except me (why was I born this way)
I just wanna go home (right now)
But I don’t wanna go home (not now) 
So, like to hide in the bathroom at parties 
 
I don’t even know what I came for
I’m not even angry I’m just bored